MAN OH MAN~

Well there peeps, why hello. It sure has been awhile and by awhile I mean me, not doing anything....

 It seems a whole lot of stuff these days that is on the interest is filled with the same babble everyone else has, I haven't gotten around to this, or I haven't had the time, or I'm to tired, or my mother just got ran over by a reindeer.

FIRST and foremost we all know that reindeer can't in fact fly so that is total B.S. Now there are certain rules that everyone must use in order to tell the B.S. from the not so B.S., one, can it be proven? And two, Fuck proof if more than one person says its true, then it has to be. Therefore following my infallible math, my mother getting hit by a reindeer is in fact.....

True

Simply because my wife says so (Sorry ladies, I'm taken, please if you are going to cry use the puffs + lotion, it's better that way)

However, using excuses such as, I was just to busy, is complete bullshit, simply because no one else thinks you were except for you, and therefore by default there are not enough people weighing in on your option.


Secondly I am appalled that this page has had less views then my deviantart page because lets face it, my art sucks, and two I am a much better writer. (This was also verified as truth by my wife)

Anyway this time I mean it, I am going to try once a week to write something while I sit here on the potty and take a poop (this cannot be verified because my wife just left for work, which means I am officially late for school.)

Anyone else ever notice that in order to maintain a high GPA you actually have to put an easy class as your first class especially when the first class is at some ungodly early hour like 8:15? That way you can stroll in late, not give a shit, throw some odd gangsign in hopes your professors assumes that you are dangerous if not armed, all so you can take some seat in the back corner of the room. Fuck paper, grab the laptop, and "take notes" whatever the hell that means.

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Method, if I ever meet you, and you admit to it, i will kick your mother right in her ovaries, because it was an obvious mistake for her to have those. I would fuck with your father, but chances are he is meaner, bigger, and stronger then I am and therefore would be a terrible idea. You mother on the other hand would be a much better option. I muse at the idea of getting served cookies and a tall glass of STFU
Lastly, please wish my friend John well as he goes into surgery this fine morning, he has had a hernia for some time now and finally is getting it fixed.

Well I better log, my legs are going numb from sitting here on the john (No not my friend John who is going in for surgery, you freaks) and I still need to wipe my ass, and make a sandwich before I can go.



GANG SIGNS!


-Joe

Love to see new people.

I would love to see new people, i know i havent been the most vigilant when it comes to this post, but still, where are all the readers, common people respond, whats the worst that can happen? :D

-Joe

Another day, not another dollar?

Money, Everyone assumes they need it in one way or another. Of course, knowing this we all strive to make it in anyway possible. People tend to obsess over it.

Well fuck money, and fuck where this is going! haha.

So to make this a little more cheeky i won't bore you with my thoughts on money and how it tends to corrupt good people.

My life...is boring, i lost most of my old friends due to everyone moving away, as you may know, i got out of the marines and now I'm living back in my home town. This is okay, except some of the people i want to see do not live here anymore. This leaves me kind of at a loss of words because, i used to talk to the people around here, and they would always tell me how happy they would be when i got home and they got to spend time with me! Then i get home, and everyone is gone haha, life they say is too busy, and John Lennon would say
"Life happens when your busy making plans."
Well it seems that it only applys when you are younger, as soon as you hit a magical age the only way life does happen with other people is you have to make plans! I guess i would just like to show the fallacy in this statement and i wish someone could tell me a really good story about how something awesome happened when they were making plans for something else! Well fuck me, i dont think it's possible!!!!!!
The monotony of everyday life is taking it's toll, and i just want some kind of really good pick me up. It seems if it's not something about your family, or some kind of drama about how we don't have the money then there is nothing to talk about..

See this is the first time in a long time where i get to spend the majority of my time with my love, and as great as that is, i never thought i would run out of things to say or do. I blame this on my general lack of imagination!

I do have a few close friends though, i see some of them a lot, and some of them i fear i will not ever see again. I made a promise to one of them that i would see them again, and well god dammit, my crystal ball must be broken because i have no idea when that is going to be? How is this possible? I love my friends they are all very good to me, and i hope i am good to them i just wish somehow i could really say i could be there for them when they needed me.

Well that's it, i promise and i really do, so there, i promise to see them all, barring the fact that some of them, haha, don't ever want to see me again...Aww fuck them, I'm going to see them too!

SO WATCH OUT ALL YOU FRIENDS AND WOULD BE FRIENDS IM COMING AROUND SPREADING JOY, I'm like a young, and not so friggen fat Santa, and my present is myself!!! HAA

-Joe

I guess i should be more comical.

I suppose i should be more comical considering this is supposed to be cynical and slightly evil. Well lets see if i can't revamp a little old school on this bitch.
For the most part life is pretty fucking peachy, i walk around and do nothing, i smile when i'm supposed to i laugh when it's appropriate and the rest of the time i just go fuck myself, and no one seems to notice. I DO NOT LIKE EVENTS ABOUT ME! However i have to live with them for everyone else? fuck me. So i do, and i even smile and drink and eat to much fucking with my diet and exercise routine.
First and for most i hate most of everyone i have to deal with. Self centered people irk me. And finally if you finally manage to look through your busy schedule and make some time to see someone for something other then yourself, stay longer then just a few hours. Otherwise you just look like a tacky fag.

-Joe